Things Which Nana Wishes Were True For the Benefit of the World #1At 1:51 PMby: Nana

I wish that I was or knew a pot dealer, so that every time someone asks me where they can get pot, I could hook them up.

(This might need clarification: the reason I wish this is because I don't do drugs, and I never will. Yet somehow, people who want drugs are drawn to my presence.)